We do not use cheesy, and corny romantic lines – We doesn’t use those lines like “you are my life now.” Or “Look after my heart, I’ve left it with you.” And any other cheesy lines like Edward Cullen does, just an “I’ll bite you to death” Is enough.

We do not have to say “Bite me, Edward.” – It’s another amazing fact, yes. Edward Cullen hesitates whether he should bite Bella or not. Hibari Kyoya will bite you to death whether you like it or not.

James evil laugh sucks – if he got one, that is. But seriously, ‘muahahaha’ or ‘bwuahaha’ is so old. The new laughs are ‘ushishi~’ and ‘kufufu~’, and don’t forget ‘shiashia~’.

They do not throw a glass of liquor in your head – seriously, a bad guy’s way of showing his affection is by throwing a glass of liquor on your head.

Is it hot in here? – but seriously, if you want to feel hot cause it’s freezing cold, you don’t have to hug a werewolves, whom everyone soon found out are shape shifters. If you want to feel hot immediately, and then look at the Vongola, Varia, Cavallone, and Millfiore and you will feel hot already.

Because we love guys who eat marshmallows – not apples.

We love clumsy people – no, not Bella. The way she trips is so annoying. What we love is someone like Dino Cavallone, who manages to look so mother-effing adorable while he trips.

Sex God. – Xanxus is the true meaning of sex god. Not Edward Cullen or whoever in Twilight.

Bronco Dino – Dino will show you what the true power of the horse is. Oh yeah, he’ll whip you all day and night long, baby.

Ten Year Bazooka –if you happen to be the biggest twilight saga fan and got shot by ten year bazooka, trust me, you will not like what you’re going to see in the future; the whole Cullen and Shape-shifter clans are dead, because I killed them. Simple as that.

Reborn – oh yeah, this hitman will help you relieve tension and give you a very good massage, indeed. Meaning, you won’t ever need Jasper Hale to calm you.

But seriously, why is TEAM KHR so amazing? Because we’re familia.

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